Teacher:"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me:Someone told me to go to hell
Me:Couldn't find it at first
Me:But now I'm here

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

(Source: ace, via thegatewayin)

But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean

caamimcfly:

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(via llamapajamahighlanddancercats)

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni, via theperksofunoriginality)


The problem with depression is

lifeaccordingtohan:

-You know you’ll be ok, but you still feel awful.
-You know people love you, but it doesn’t feel like they do.
-You know doing something will make you feel better, but you just don’t know how to.
-You want to be well, but you just can’t seem to get there.

(via raisingjoss)